I don't even know, man

hera-the-wizard:

hera-the-wizard:

hera-the-wizard:

when observed, are you…

a wave?

a particle?

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oh my god you’re so right

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pepperspoppies:

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All the scene and emo kids of the 2000’s

RISE FROM THE ASHES!!!!!

kereeachan:

kyraneko:

medusaceratops-deactivated20210:

as much as i love vader getting to fuck palpatine over, as much as i think it’s the best thing, and as much as i love AUs where everyone gets together to curbstomp the emperor, i always wanted to see an AU where palpatine dies unexpectedly from the complications of being a bitch just because:

  • palpatine never intended to die, in my mind, he just aimed to prolong his life through sith bullshit ad infinitum, so i don’t think he ever officially established a successor or even a method of transitioning power. i think everyone collectively assumes vader is his heir, on account of vader being the only person with the horrendous job of actually having to talk to the emperor directly all the time. but there’s not anything binding except for the fact that if darth vader wants the imperial throne, he can crush the litany of people who would like to stop him like bugs, and i think everyone would assume in turn that vader - a guy who is famous for his frothing at the mouth about the empire’s Divine Vision For The Galaxy - would want the throne.
  • this is, categorically, false, because every single time he’s thought about killing palpatine, he had someone else he wanted to hand the throne. this is an awkward situation in which everyone is waiting for vader to stake his claim on the throne in the immediate aftermath of palpatine’s death, and vader’s like [automated breath] i….. have…… rebels…. to kill……… but i think, as horrific at diplomacy as vader is, he’s at least savvy enough to know that the second he corrects everyone and tries to cede the throne, the infighting as everyone makes a play for the throne would cause a ridiculous amount of unrest. so he can’t just cede the throne, but he’s next to incapable of being functional without serving His Imperial Majesty’s Divine Vision, and he needs to choose a successor as fast as possible and then he can possibly consider finding a ditch to lay down in because his one last attachment to the mortal plane died.
  • i know it’d be more reasonable for vader to kick punt someone like tarkin at the throne, but consider that vader is, fundamentally, unreasonable. and at this point in time, he’s also famous for being kind of a religious zealot, and he would absolutely choose this particular time of all the times to trust in the force. so he meditates, considers the sane options, but the force keeps lingering on senator leia organa from alderaan - and it’s doing that because she’s secretly his daughter, but he doesn’t know that, and theoretically this is enough ahead of ANH that he doesn’t even have an inclination that she’s a rebel spy. but if the force wills it.
  • so leia, all of eighteen years old, is named empress by darth vader and he doesn’t have the grace to tell her he’s going to name her empress first, he just kind of goes in front of the imperial senate and does it. i think it would be utterly hilarious if vader handed the empire over to the rebels without knowing it, handed the empire over to his daughter without knowing it, and now leia has to figure out how to safely un-empire an empire while being empress without causing too much chaos.
  • which is not a job made easier by the wheezing war criminal who keeps kneeling in front of her and asking, “what is thy bidding, my master,” because leia has unknowingly inherited the weirdest position in relation to vader anyone could have, and he’s kind of relying on tradition to cope. i really just want you to imagine an ongoing bit where one of vader’s cybernetic arms gets wrecked while he’s suppressing a coup organized against the new empress, and he leaves it like that for weeks because palpatine always had to clear off significant changes like replacement prosthetics, and he keeps waiting for leia to do it. she finally snaps at him to just go and get it fixed, and vader’s thrown into an array of distress because that is NOT how this works!!! his MASTER clears off his medical procedures, it ALWAYS works like that, and leia’s confusion is bone-deep, because obviously that only makes sense to vader.
  • wouldn’t vader notice the empire getting un-empired by the new secretly-a-rebel empress, you wonder. i would say that he probably wouldn’t, because as horrific as palpatine was, he was also all of vader’s will to live, up until the moment leia shows him a singular basic courtesy - like not being weirdly involved in the process of vader getting a new arm - and vader decides that he is going to froth at the mouth about Her Imperial Majesty’s Divine Vision, instead, until she sees fit to grant him death.
  • i just think it would be really funny if leia had to deal with learning that vader, on top of being omnicidal and a war criminal, is also just really ridiculous as a person, and very annoying but in a sad way.

This is awesome and hilarious and all I can think about is Leia’s reaction being, “Um … just to be clear, this isn’t a marriage proposal is it?“ and Vader’s momentary bluescreen before he hurries to reassure her that, no, it’s not.

Vader: *remembers how his marriage went* You are too young to marry anyone.

Bail Organa: Well fuck, now I have to agree with Darth Vader about something!

bairenalenko:

maestrosigma:

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excellent names on the enemy team tonight

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someabsolutenonsense:

jarlskona-evilyoyo:

the fact that Harrow thinks it’s fine and normal to put bread in random places is VERY funny to me. Why does she do this? Does she really think it’s fine or does she just not care ? Did Crux put food in random places in her room because she wouldn’t leave to eat so she thinks thats what people do? Does she eat so little food that she doesn’t understand that Gideon might not want bread she put in a drawer????

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teaboot:

teaboot:

teaboot:

It is wild what kind of shit people will report to you in a security uniform. “Hey, that guy in the wheelchair? He doesn’t need it, he was walking outside earlier” like ??? Okay?? First off you don’t know his medical status, second what the fuck am I supposed to do with that information? Take it away from him?? It’s still his fucking wheelchair, he brought it from home

like I don’t have any physical disabilities that I’m aware of so stop me if I’m not in my lane but I feel like even if a dude is fully able-bodied, if he owns a mobility aid and he wants to use it then unless he’s swinging it around wracking toddlers with it then it’s really none of my damn business

Also?? “Hey there’s a junkie in the bathroom” ??? First off I saw them go in and I know for a fact that person has cerebral palsy, and also, are they actively using drugs?? Are they in medical distress?? No?? Then let them piss oh my God would you rather they shit on the street

and actually, another thing, because fuck it, but did you know?? “Security” means “safety”?? If nobody is using drugs inside the building and nobody is hurt or being hurt or bothering anyone or fucking in the lobby ar yodeling into the intercom or fucking, I don’t know, supergluing the toilet seats up and running off with the furniture, then what precisely are you expecting me to do about it? I’m not not the goddamn Social Norm Enforcer. If you’re wearing clothes and leaving people alone and you aren’t stroking out or freebasing coke with your non-service animal then I honestly do not give a fuck. “There’s a man in a dress in the women’s room” Okay and are they watching you poop? “I don’t think that’s a real service dog” is it humping someone? “That girl smells like weed can you get her out of here” Weed’s been legal for like five years get with the goddamn program. She probably works here. Do what you came here for and go hoooooome

pacificobadiah:

princess-of-purple-prose:

re-dracula:

re-dracula:

Sound designing a vampire being hit in the face with a shovel is… challenging. Who would’ve guessed.

#loony toons bonk and wilhelm scream

@scp-1296 you understand me

[Audio transcript: Ben Galpin voicing Jonathan Harker from Dracula by Bram Stoker. He says, “There was no lethal weapon at hand, but I seized a shovel which the workmen had been using to fill the cases, and lifting it high, struck, with the edge downward, at the hateful face,” followed by a cartoon “bonk” and the Wilhelm scream. End transcript]

I’m so excited for @re-dracula, y'all have no idea what you’re in for

gigglepuffpixie:

anexperimentallife:

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what’s that comment? “you wouldn’t use a rapier in the same situation you’d use a folding chair”